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Le petit-format-jogger-excité- versus le bébé joufflu posé à lunettes, qui vaincra ?
Cette
pèche (je laisse) aux électrices, burka, islam, égalité des chances bla bla.. est
révélatrice. On nous bichonne! les femmes vont "faire la différence"
comme on dit en sport. Or nous aimons dit-on (et à mon sens ce n'est pas
vrai ou pas tout à fait -on n'est pas des poireaux-) les hommes virils
limite machos -préhistoriques- mais de bonne compagnie, susceptibles de
nous défendre au gourdin contre des tigres à dent de sabre, d'accord il
n'y en plus beaucoup mais baste, c'est l'archétype. On va savoir tout à
l'heure. Palpitant.
Visiblement
Koko et ses agents de com ont opté pour cette théorie, comme beaucoup
d'hommes petits remarquez-le, avec son allure
jog-regardez-mes-muscles-casse-toi-pauvre-con tandis que Holl, pour
l'autre plus subtile -et puis il fait avec ce qu'il a et cherche à
transformer en atout ce
qui pourrait peut-être constituer un handicap-. Futé. La seule chose en
effet qui m'a touchée en lui est son aveu : je n'ai fait qu'un seul
match de foot
dans ma vir (je laisse) pour un comité d'entreprise et il m'a fallu un
an pour m'en remettre. De même le seul moment où Koko a été sympathique
fut celui ou il a presque pleuré devant les caméras de TV lorsqu'un cruel a mentionné sa femme partie de la veille sans préavis de licenciement.
Sans doute a-il ainsi gagné des voix de maris/épouses quittés ou
quitteurs car souvent on a les deux à la fois. [Une vague réminiscence
sans doute.]
A
mon sens, Holl gagnera parce que justement les nanas préfèrent les fragiles, les plus malins d'entre eux l'ont parfaitement saisi (les "dom Juan"*) jouant fort bien sur deux bandes-son euphoniquement
mixées, fausse force dans les graves sur dominance lente et appuyée d'aigus d'un air majeur
; bricoler deux pistes à un dixième de soupir près est un art, ex le
concerto pour clarinette de Mozart avec en arrière plan l'entrée des
Dieux au Walhalla de Wagner. Un art de musicien-ingénieur-du-son et
toute erreur est fatale.
La drague c'est d'abord cela, de la musique, de la poésie, savoir doser : un
costaud -ou qui s'en donne l'air- qui pleure fait fondre. C'est donner à
l'autre le spectacle qui lui plaît, le faire se sentir "être", lui, ou
plus exactement, elle, et non l'inverse. Holl, malgré ou à cause de son
physique, a l'air de se débrouiller mieux que l'autre, plus primaire.
Donc il gagnera.
Relisez
ou lisez Stendhal ou Lawrence : Julien Sorel, roturier, petit et frêle
-quasiment un serviteur- séduit en deux temps trois mouvements la belle
Mme de Rênal au mari riche et puissant, puis, mieux encore, Mathilde..
comme Mellors (garde-chasse), Constance; c'est plié lorsque Lord
Chatterley -le caïd du bled- l'époux
infirme et jaloux, lui ordonne de le porter, lui et sa chaise, pour
traverser un ruisseau : une erreur. En général, les femmes (ou en tout
cas Constance) n'aiment pas les salauds ni les médiocres. Ainsi Lord Chatterley perd-il sa femme qui malgré ou à cause de son infirmité (une blessure de guerre) l'admirait et en un sens l'aimait. Un héros déchu en trois secondes.
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The little-aggressive-excited-jogger with tics versus the chubby-baby cool with glasses..
This electoral fishing at women, (burka,
Muslim, equality) .. that has an ugly look of prostitution.. is superlatively enjoyable. Pleasant. We are pampered. Women will "make the
difference" as in a sport competition. That is exactly as if one would ask us "by whose do you prefer to be funked ? I am the better ! No, it's me ! Liar.. I have all the material.. Mine is better than yours".. and so on.. An hilarious -and free !- show !
It is said that we like, but in my opinion this is untrue (or not quite: we are not similar like leeks) strong men, macho manly -prehistoric- but good fellow indeed at the same time, those who could bravely fight for defend us (and above all our children) with only a cudgel against saber-toothed tigers, OK there are no many saber-toothed tigers now in woods, but this is the archetype. We shall know just now this evening. Exciting.
It is said that we like, but in my opinion this is untrue (or not quite: we are not similar like leeks) strong men, macho manly -prehistoric- but good fellow indeed at the same time, those who could bravely fight for defend us (and above all our children) with only a cudgel against saber-toothed tigers, OK there are no many saber-toothed tigers now in woods, but this is the archetype. We shall know just now this evening. Exciting.
Obviously Koko and his agents of com ! have opted for this theory : he tries to show (like many small men, you 'll notice) a manly image (jog-watch-my-muscles-get-out-ass-hole-) and Holland and his agents of com ! for the other one, more subtle (may be he does what he can with what he has ! and seeks to turn into asset which could perhaps be a handicap-. Clever. Indeed, the only moment where he moved me is when he have confessed: "I made only one football game in my live, for a worker’s committee, and it took me a year to get over it!" On the same way, the only time Koko has been sympathetic was the one where he almost cried in front of TV cameras, when a cruel journalist mentioned his wife gone away without "warning of termination". No doubt he has won some votes of abandonned husbands and wives (or who had abandonned their companions : it is often the two together). A vague reminiscence also, no doubt.
In my view, Holl will be the winner, precisely because women prefer
fragile guys, a tend that the cleverest of them have fully understood (so they
succeed and sometimes become "Don Juan) playing very well on two
soundtracks skillfully mixed, one low and grave, supported by the dominance
of an acuter air ; to mix two opposite tracks is a difficult art, example, the
"clarinet concerto" by Mozart with "the entrance of the Gods
into Valhalla" of Wagner -an art of sound-engineer-. Any error is fatal.
And that is seduce. Seduce is like music,
poetry : to know how to balance. A manly muscled -or who tries to give this
image, in a figurative or real sense- who, suddenly cries, make us melt of
maternal emotion. Seduce is giving the show that the public pleases, make the
spectator feel "exist", him, or rather, she, and not you ! To roll
the mechanicals (a french expression which means "show his strenght") is not the good way. Holl, despite or because
of his full-cheeked baby face seems to manage better than Koko, more primal.
So he will win.
Reread or read Stendhal ("The Red
and the Black"), Lawrence ("The Lady Chaterley's lover") and all the litterature
about love : Julien Sorel, a small and frail commoner, poor and all the time
black-clothed, almost a servant, wins in a jiffy the love of his mistress (his employer), the beautiful
Madame de Renal whose husband is rich, famous and powerful.. and after, better
yet, Matilda de La Môle ..
.. so does Mellors (the gamekeeper) with Lady
Constance.. notably when Lord Chatterley -her infirm-war and jealous husband,
the almighty district's kinglet- crually orders him to raise him and
his heavy wheelchair to cross a creek. "Worse than a fault, a mistake" [formula attributed to Talleyrand] : that is the moment where she ceases
to love him (she loved her husband however, in spite or because of his infirmity) and
begins to desire Mellors, Mellors who suffers but endures unflinchingly. Generally, women don't like bastards and heartless, even
weak, the dosing is precise. And here, Lord Chatterly had made a fatal error. So, without realizing it, he have lost his wife.